I imagine
every one of us has a memory of how we got started writing. My co-author of The Paragraph Ranch, Kay Ellington,
remembered the time in fourth grade when she launched a handwritten newspaper.
(I, in fifth grade in a different city and state that same year, created an
illustrated book about a dog and announced my plans to be a children’s book
author.)
So as
long as we’re digging back into ancient history here, I’ll share. This is from
a memoir-in-progress, Editing Elsie:
. . . . . .
I tell Cat about publishing my first work for nothing when
I was in kindergarten, in an edition of a dozen copies. A clandestine
enterprise.
My mother owned, for use in her club activities, a neat
little device called a Hectograph Duplicator. It consisted of a metal pan the
size of a coloring book, filled with a beige-colored jelly that, when you
pressed a special waxed paper onto it, yielded an image that would transfer to
other pages.
I was mesmerized by the machine. There was something organic
and fleshy about the gelatin layer, with its reverse-image tattoo bleeding
beneath the skin, that was irresistible to touch. You mashed it and it wiggled
slightly. It had a not-unpleasant chemical smell.
I observed carefully how my mother rolled the dark-blue sheet
into her typewriter, clattered out the recipes or bowling league schedule or
whatever, then pulled out the finished master and laid it gently across the gelatin-filled
pan. When she lifted it up it left behind a mirror image of her typing. She
would sometimes let me help smooth out the white pages that she laid one by one
over the inked surface to pull a series of positive impressions, moist and
bruise-blue.
One morning when my mother leaves me home with Doris I
steal to the hall closet and spirit away the Hectograph to my room. I labor all
day writing out a poem on one of the magic pages, leaning hard on my pencil to
make a good transfer. I smooth the master out on the gelatin surface the way I
have seen my mother do. I lack her deft touch in lifting the copies up,
however, and as I mash each piece of tablet paper into the tray my stubby
fingers make little gouges in the duplicating surface. To make matters worse,
when I finish printing my edition, ready to be folded into little booklets, I
realize I haven’t learned how to erase the master image.
In a panic, before my mother returns home, I shut myself
in the bathroom and turn on the hot water full force. I plunge the pan under
the faucet to wash off the ink. I watch in horror as the gelatin melts away.
The likelihood of getting caught solidifies to absolute certainty. All I can do
is return the tray to its closet shelf, empty.
I never do fess up, though I’m sure Mom figures things out
when I give her one of the blue-inked booklets for Mother’s Day.
. . . . . .
I’ve told
you mine—now it’s your turn. How did you write your first story?
PS Wanna make your own hectograph? Here's how.
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ReplyDeleteYes, Yes! I remember those things. I think the one I used when I was in 4th or 5th grade had purplish gelatin. I bet it offed all sorts of toxic chemicals too. I published the family newspaper on it--stuff about my brothers getting into trouble, what our dogs were doing, exciting news like that. I think I may have a few--I would mail them to our grandparents and I now have boxes of their letters. Doesn't every grandparent save all the letters they get from their grandkids?
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